Things I've Heard People Use As Lube That Definitely Shouldn't Be Used As Lube...
♡ Vaseline - Usually used as a last minute household grab, it really is best to avoid petroleum jelly. It's oils can break down condoms and it can introduce harsh bacteria to your dangly bits.
♡ Lotions & Soaps - Some lotions and soaps contain perfumes and preservatives, such as parabens. These can irritate the genitals and be a quick trip to UTI/infection town.
♡ Hand Sanitiser - What are you doing!!! I have heard of multiple people try this and its safe to say it was a one time thing. I know since COVID you may now have it readily available bedside, but that sh*t will burnnn!
♡ KY Jelly - Although this is often prescribed by doctors, this lube contains parabens & glycerine which can cause thrush.
♡ Coconut Oil - This can upset the vaginal flora and can clog pores in your skin! It can also breakdown latex condoms. If you are going to use this, make sure its 100% coconut oil (no perfumes).
♡ Spit - Although you might see this in many a dodgy porno, your spit can leave the skin feeling dry and only provides a thin barrier, so could lead to painful sex when it quickly runs out!